Alright so if you thought I was cool before, THINK AGAIN cuz NOW I'M COOLER!

^Before I was cool.

^Getting cooler...or maybe just uglier?

                   ^ See my hot sister? mmhmm!

^NOW WHO'S THE COOL ONE?!!??! oh yeah it's me!

Monkeys DO fly!

I've never been so high in my life....

 OK THAT'S A LIE!!!!

 P.S. I don't really think my sister is hot. Shelby does. Cuz she made this whole entry because I'm lazy and she's hot. Or maybe just cool. Or maybe she's just gay cuz she just said she's hot and cool, neither of which are relevant to how COOL RYAN IS!!!!!

RYAN HOAN I READ YOUR XANGA BECAUSE YOU'RE SO INTELLECTUAL OH GOSH I LOVE YOUR XANGA!!!!!!!!

Love,
your best friend Shelbo Faggins

snowboarding is fun. 9 degrees here in tahoe.  there are shelbies everywhere.  pharcyde concert tomorow hell yes.

i am heaven sent. don't you dare forget.

i thought i would never write an entry after that oh so horribly homo movie night. recap of the last few months:  localmotion is my shiningstar.  eh stalker, build a bridge and get over it and me girl.  skate.  gaining my religion.  loosing my apeal.  if i'm  glue, i wanna stick myself all ova you. whats that head doin on the floor?  bought my thrice ticket the day they came out. holidays are for the blessed, not me.

i think you're hot but i love you not

remember our doug funny

reelbigfish was a jolly ol time.  my eye is swolen to the point i can't even see out of it.  cuddling is for fags.  i guess i'm a flamer.